I just came up with a dark nursery rhyme called Number Valley. Enjoy 🙂
Welcome to Number Valley,
Where the crews come in twos,
Where the trees come in threes,
Where the paws come in fours,
Bee hives come in fives…
And don’t forget the sickness of the sixes,
Or Lord Craven who lives at number seven,
Look straight or you’ll miss avenue eight,
Where that family of nine just bought a house down on ten.
But don’t go to number one, unless you like children’s meat well done.
When the cops come’a askin’ ’bout missin’ kids, the folks at the valley don’t say none.
‘cos they is too busy havin’ fun.